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"Reflections in the Trough: The Unholy Tale of the Pig NFT Collection"

In the slick digital age, where likes pretend to mean love and filters fake virtue, arose a collection that didn’t lie. The Pig NFT Collection oinked its way into the blockchain—not to offer hope, but to hold up a mirror. A muddy, cracked mirror. These weren’t just pigs. They were reflections of us: the smooth-talking, ego-stroking, secretly greedy animals we dress up in modern clothes. Each snout and belly roll whispered a truth we all bury under inspirational quotes and perfectly staged brunch pics. It’s said that every Pig NFT captures a shard of our collective Darwinian psyche—the ancient survival brain we polish with politeness and corporate smiles. Underneath that skin-deep empathy? Pure, delicious self-interest, bacon-scented and hardwired. One particular NFT, “The Polite Stabber,” shows a pig in a suit offering a hug—with a fork hidden behind its back. Collectors didn’t just laugh; they winced. Because they knew: they’ve done it too. As the collection spread, so did the discomfort. These weren’t feel-good tokens. They were confessions in cartoon form. People began trading not for clout, but to admit they, too, were wolves in pig’s clothing—only chubbier and pinker. Dive in. Stop pretending. The Pig NFTs don’t offer redemption. They offer honesty—and sometimes, that’s the most subversive thing of all.

Immoral Grunt ?

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Hell yes. The PIGS collection lives on Ethereum and includes 1,000 unique NFTs with themes like football, politicians, celebrities, pajamas, and more. It’s a twisted carnival of modern culture — and every pig tells a truth you’d rather ignore.

It’s not just a bunch of cute pigs—it's a mirror to your soul. The 'I'M A PIG' NFT Collection exposes the truth we all hide: we pretend to be pure, but deep down, we’re just stylish swine with good PR. Each pig comes with a brutally honest quote and no pants.

You don’t adopt them—they adopt you. Head to the NFT marketplace like a good little piggy and pick the one that whispers, “We both know who you really are.” Click. Pay. Squeal with delight.

Besides making you question your moral compass? Not really. But hey, they look cool, they’re brutally honest, and they might just become the ironic status symbol of a generation that pretends to meditate while doomscrolling.

Sure, we could say “utility” and “roadmap” to sound legit, but let’s be real: the only map here is a path to embracing your inner pig. However, exclusive drops, merch, and unfiltered content might appear… like truffles in the mud.

Of course. Capitalism doesn’t sleep. Flip your pig on the secondary market when the time feels right—or hold it forever as a proud reminder of your unapologetic filth.

It’ll skyrocket… among degenerates, truth-seekers, and meme-lovers. Your grandma might not understand it, but your inner circle of ironic misfits will know—you finally stopped pretending.

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